One of the most amazing dating and casual sex experiences that you can have is banging a really horny college girl. They are living away from home for the first time and they are going wild while they’re young and, if you’re lucky, they’ll take you with them on their ride.
One drawback to dating a college girl is that they are still immature and sometimes like to play games. They don’t even say what they really mean half the time. That’s why I started deciphering their language so I could get a good idea of what they really meant when they said certain things. Here is a list of common phrases that you might hear from a college girl and what they really mean.
College Girl Translation: Know What They Mean
Here are what I’d like to think are the most common things that college girls say and what you need to understand about each thing that they say…
I have to go. I need to study. – Translation: This date is boring. I’m going to call my friends and see if there are any parties going on.
That guy is such a player – Translation: If he was mine, I would totally change him and he would only want me.
I don’t do that normally – Translation: I do that all the time, but I don’t want you to know that I do.
He means nothing to me – Translation: I thought that having sex with you would help me forget about my ex, but I still miss him.
Go ahead and eat. I don’t want anything – Translation: I’m really hungry, but I don’t want you to think I’m a fat ass.
I’m really busy – Translation: I do not want to be with you, so take the hint and buzz off.
Someone deleted me off of Facebook today – Translation: I am desperate for attention and I notice the slightest change in my social media accounts.
That guy is so creepy – Translation: That guy is ugly.
Let’s take it slow. I’m not ready – Translation: I really want to have sex as soon as possible, but I am testing to you to see if you are willing to wait.
I really don’t care – Translation: I care a lot, but I don’t want to let you know that I care.
That guy is such a dick – Translation: That guy is so hot. I would totally do him.
Can’t talk. I just woke up – Translation: I’m kind of over you right now, so leave me alone. I’ll call you.
It feels like we were meant to be together – Translation: I don’t really think we’re meant to be together, but I want to see what you say to see how much you like me.
I am such a fat ass – Translation: I want you to compliment me and tell me that I’m not fat at all.
We’re not having sex, so forget about it – Translation: We are totally having sex tonight. I’m just playing hard to get to make you want me more.
Can’t go out tonight. It’s girl’s night – Translation: I’m not feeling you tonight. I’m going out with my girlfriends to see if I can find another guy to have sex with.
I know she’s my friend, but she’s such a slut – Translation: I have had sex with about the same amount of guys as my friend has.
Assuming you’ve heard one or two of the things I’ve mentioned, you’ll be able to understand exactly what it is that they are trying to tell you. Now, if you meet a girl on Fling or some other hookup service, then they all likely just want to fuck, so you likely won’t need to worry about these things. Just giving you the heads-up on that!