College Girl Talk: What They Really Mean…

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One of the most amazing dating and casual sex experiences that you can have is banging a really horny college girl. They are living away from home for the first time and they are going wild while they’re young and, if you’re lucky, they’ll take you with them on their ride.

One drawback to dating a college girl is that they are still immature and sometimes like to play games. They don’t even say what they really mean half the time. That’s why I started deciphering their language so I could get a good idea of what they really meant when they said certain things. Here is a list of common phrases that you might hear from a college girl and what they really mean.

College Girl Talk

College Girl Translation: Know What They Mean

Here are what I’d like to think are the most common things that college girls say and what you need to understand about each thing that they say…

I have to go. I need to study. – Translation: This date is boring. I’m going to call my friends and see if there are any parties going on.

That guy is such a player – Translation: If he was mine, I would totally change him and he would only want me.

I don’t do that normally – Translation: I do that all the time, but I don’t want you to know that I do.

He means nothing to me – Translation: I thought that having sex with you would help me forget about my ex, but I still miss him.

Go ahead and eat. I don’t want anything – Translation: I’m really hungry, but I don’t want you to think I’m a fat ass.

I’m really busy – Translation: I do not want to be with you, so take the hint and buzz off.

Someone deleted me off of Facebook today – Translation: I am desperate for attention and I notice the slightest change in my social media accounts.

That guy is so creepy – Translation: That guy is ugly.

Let’s take it slow. I’m not ready – Translation: I really want to have sex as soon as possible, but I am testing to you to see if you are willing to wait.

I really don’t care – Translation: I care a lot, but I don’t want to let you know that I care.

That guy is such a dick – Translation: That guy is so hot. I would totally do him.

Can’t talk. I just woke up – Translation: I’m kind of over you right now, so leave me alone. I’ll call you.

It feels like we were meant to be together – Translation: I don’t really think we’re meant to be together, but I want to see what you say to see how much you like me.

I am such a fat ass – Translation: I want you to compliment me and tell me that I’m not fat at all.

We’re not having sex, so forget about it – Translation: We are totally having sex tonight. I’m just playing hard to get to make you want me more.

Can’t go out tonight. It’s girl’s night – Translation: I’m not feeling you tonight. I’m going out with my girlfriends to see if I can find another guy to have sex with.

I know she’s my friend, but she’s such a slut – Translation: I have had sex with about the same amount of guys as my friend has.

Assuming you’ve heard one or two of the things I’ve mentioned, you’ll be able to understand exactly what it is that they are trying to tell you. Now, if you meet a girl on Fling or some other hookup service, then they all likely just want to fuck, so you likely won’t need to worry about these things. Just giving you the heads-up on that!

Tips For Talking To College Girls Online

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Some people think that talking to girls in college is a difficult task. In fact, talking to a college girl online doesn’t have to be a daunting task. I remember when I first got into using hookup dating sites, I spent so much time perfectly crafting my messages. I was literally thinking about it so much and paralyzing myself with what I was going to say to her. I wanted her to want to go out on a date with me so bad (girls in general) and this is where I really fucked up. It doesn’t have to be that way. Being yourself and charming is the way to go. Have some flirty fun and she’ll be wanting to meet in person in no time.

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Talking To College Girls Is Easy, Just Read This

The first thing that you want to avoid is telling her all about your life story. She doesn’t want to hear about every detail of your life. She def does not want to hear about your sex life either. You might exchange a few details in the beginning such as what area of the city you live, what you do work, where you’re originally from, but that should be about the extent of it. Instead, focus on things you like to do for fun and find some common interests with which you can talk about. Hopefully, you can even do a few things together in the future if things work out well. Don’t put too much pressure on yourself or her. That’s a recipe for disaster if you ask me.

Another thing to keep in mind is to be playful, don’t be so serious. It’s ok to be a little flirtatious and tease her a little. You don’t want to be boring, and she’ll remember the guy who has a witty edge to him and makes her laugh and smile, as opposed to the guy who seems to have no personality nor confidence in talking to college girls. If you are shy in person and not confident in teasing her or being flirtatious then, it’s much easier to develop this persona behind a keyboard so it will be natural when you meet up with her.

Lastly, this is the most important thing, make a move and don’t wait too long. When you wait too long, you’re essentially shooting yourself in the foot doing so. The first day when you are talking to each other you should just get to know each other a little bit and have some playful banter. After a few days of back and forth if you haven’t asked her out for a drink or whatever, she’s going to be wondering if you’ll ever have the balls to do so. She’s not looking to email or text forever, you’re both ultimately looking for someone to date, and that can happen through a keyboard, so once you get a good rapport go ahead and ask her out. Once you ask her out, you need to then begin to prepare for your casual sex date. It’s going to take some preparation so get your head in the game asap!

How To Fuck College Girls Every Night

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Most students are back in college now and you know what that means right? That means there are tons of college girls roaming around campus looking for sex. I’ve spent my fair share of time hanging out on the quads of many local Universities and I can safely say that I know how to find pussy on campus. It’s not as difficult as you think and in fact, it’s quite simple.

There are a few things that you need to do if you want to successfully fuck girls at your local college campus. Sure, you may get lucky from time to time but I’m talking about getting laid on the regular. Here are a few things that you need to know about if you want to hook up or have a fling every night of the week while attending school.

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Tips For Meeting College Girls To Fuck Every Night

Some guys are going to be pissed at me for revealing this but I just don’t care what they think of me or my actions for that matter. Here are the steps to take for meeting college girls and fucking them daily.

The first thing you need to do is be an active member of any secret casual sex network. There are plenty of sites out there that cater to this. My favorite is this one, but you can join almost any site you’d like so long as it’s legit.

Once you join, you need to be sure to mention something about the college that you’re trying to meet girls at. Tell them that you’re a fan of the sports team or that you’re an active student living on campus. This will make it easier for girls on campus using the site to find you.

Next, you’re going to want to go out to one of the more active social spots on campus. While you are there, log on to the site using the web browser or app on your phone. See if there are any girls in the local area online that are members of the site as well. Your objective is to spark up a conversation via phone with one of the girls now.

One you’ve found one, you need to ask her if she wants to drink some beers or tequila in your apartment or dorm TODAY. Make sure you stress today. Remember, college girls are spontaneous and will gladly do this with you. The next step is to meet up with the girl and get her drunk enough to have some fun. Don’t drink too much but get her to loosen up enough to have fun. Feel free to play some drinking games if that gets her loosening up more.

Finally, you’ve just got to put on the charm and fuck her like crazy. Simple as that really. She’s already down to fuck because she’s using the dating site. Now you just need to seal the deal my friend! Then it’s just rinse and repeat daily.